Holiday weekend and the sun is shining. I went for a long bike ride yesterday not realizing just how strong the sun was despite a cool breeze and ended up with a face like a "well skelped arse", i.e. very red with sunburn.

Spent the day in the garden today discussing with my wife the short term memory of goldfish. How do you go about findng that out, is there a list of questions to ask the goldfish ?
Maybe the goldfish didn't understand the questions and shrugged their shoulders each time they were asked.
Do goldfish have shoulders ?

Maybe I should stay out the sun !

It's Easter weekend which can mean only one thing, eat lots of chocolate and be sick......no wait.

It's Easter weekend which can mean only two things, eats lots of chocolate and be sick and watch.....no, no wait.

It's Easter weekend which can mean only three things, eat lots of chocolate and be sick and watch 'LIFE OF BRIAN'.